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Unoriginal Asshole Vol. 1

by Weftin

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1.
Thieves 04:59
Thieves, thieves and liars, murderers Hypocrites and bastards In laughter Hey, thanks for nothing! Morals in the dust Two-faced Bastards and sycophants No trust Drag on Thieves! Liars! Thieves! Liars! Thieves! Liars! Thieves! Liars! Inside, outside, which side, you don't know My side, your side, their side, we don't know Which side are they? Which side are they? Which side of their mouth do you suppose that it came? Which side are they? Which side are they? Which side of the grass is greener? Inside, outside, which side, you don't know My side, your side, their side, we don't know You're like a great big fucking gun Just waiting to get squeezed! Breathe, forfeit erection! Toxical injection Geriatric fuck-fest We still believe in lies Drag on Thieves! Liars! Thieves! Liars! Thieves! Liars! Thieves! Liars! Inside, outside, which side, we don't know My side, your side, their side, we don't know Which side are they? Which side are they? Which side of their mouth do you suppose that it came? Which side are they? Which side are they? Which side of the grass is greener? Inside, outside, which side, you don't know My side, your side, their side, no one knows You're like a great big hit of acid Waiting to be taken! I want peace Do you want peace? I can't hear you! I still can't hear you
2.
Freak Mode 02:40
Catch me throwing cake at the Leonardo Fucking up my face, looking like Picasso Normies in the dungeon going freak mode Hitting all these high notes, castrato Assplay in the hallway, fucked up my Bob Ross That's me in the bathroom filling condoms with the hot sauce Let me sniff ya, let me huff ya, let me lean in for a quick whiff Put the tail in me, with the handcuffs, I'm a cartoon with a big whip Catch me throwing cake at the Leonardo, yeah Fucking up my face, looking like Picasso, hah Normies in the dungeon going freak mode Hitting all these high notes, castrato Rockstars on TV not even actin' crazy These normies mad, cuz I make em' way too angry And everything I do is a fucking crisis The way I butter toast gets compared to ISIS Duh-ba-da-du-be-da-ba-dap-bow La-doo-bee-da-du-dap-da-da-dap-bow Normies in the dungeon going freak mode And a-zimi-da-da-bi-da-duh-dee-OH! Catch me throwing cake at the Leonardo, yeah Fucking up my face, looking like Picasso, hah Normies in the dungeon going freak mode Hitting all these high notes, castrato Normies in the dungeon going These normies in the dungeon going... (Go-go-go-go-go-go-go-go) Freak mode I'm going freak mode Catch me throwing cake at the Leonardo, yeah Fucking up my face, looking like Picasso, hah Normies in the dungeon going freak mode Hitting all these high notes, castrato
3.
It's the hard-knock life for us! It's the hard-knock life for us! 'Steada treated, We get tricked! 'Steada kisses, We get kicked! It's the hard-knock life! Got no folks to speak of, so, It's the hard-knock row we how! Cotton blankets, 'Steada of wool! Empty Bellies 'Steada of full! It's the hard-knock life! Don't if feel like the wind is always howl'n? Don't it seem like there's never any light! Once a day, don't you wanna throw the towel in? It's easier than puttin' up a fight. No one's there when your dreams at night get creepy! No one cares if you grow or if you shrink! No one dries when your eyes get wet an' weepy! From the cryin' you would think this place would sink! Empty belly life! Rotten smelly life! Full of sorrow life! No tomorrow life! Santa Claus we never see Santa Claus... who da FUCK EVEN IS THAT??? No one cares for you a smidge When you're in an orphanage! It's a hard knock life! You'll stay up till this dump shines like the top of the Chrysler Building. Yank the whiskers from her chin (Lil pig droppings!) Jab her with a safety Pin (Rotten orphans!) Make her drink a mickey finn (Nobody loves you...) I love you, Miss Hannigan Get to work! Strip them beds! Polish my shoes! And I mean NOW! It's the hard-knock life for us It's the hard-knock life for us No one cares for you a smidge When your in an orphanage It's the hard-knock life!
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5.
Don't wanna live my life in this place With the fucked up human race I'd rather waste away Sittin' under bridges all day But they say I'm too good for that "I'm so smart".... shit like that And I guess that they're right I'm way too smart to live with their type Not gonna be Part of your society I'll just be me Hiding from majority Not gonna be All up in conformity I'll just be me My own minority Fuck your ins I've made up my mind With my head held high I'mma leave it all behind No more money No more problems No more thinkin' No more solvin' No more dyin' No more lyin' No more cryin' No more TRYIN! And the cause for concern is clear Cuz the end of the world is here They're killin' us, all beaten to the ground Take my head, parade it around town - Don't wanna be My own minority Don't wanna be My own minority I wanna be Part of your conspiracy Not gonna be My own minority...
6.
Bank Job 04:54
It was an upset In two minutes flat We're back on the freeway Foot to the mat I can't understand it We had it down pat It's very upsetting Could we leave it at that We all had positions We each had a role We'd overrehearsed it We had full control They can't teach you acting It's there in your soul It's the same with a bank job And each thing we stole So I don't need attitude 'Cause you knew just what to do We all did our best now We all need to rest now Leave me alone I was the driver You ran the show You had the last word The go or no go I knew every laneway In Ontario But it's not what you're sure of It's what you don't know It should have been filled with The usual ones Throwing their cash in To mutual funds We all had our ski masks And sawed off shotguns But how do you plan for A bank full of nuns But I guess we panicked We all have taboos And they were like zebras They had us confused We should be in condos With oceanfront views Instead we're most wanted On the 6 o'clock news So, I don't need attitude 'Cause you knew just what to do We all did our best now We all need to rest now Leave me alone Fuckin' leave me alone - Inside the police car You tried to explain Your crisis of conscience The voice in your brain And now that the whole thing Has gone down the drain I think we all know who Should shoulder the blame 'Cause you made a choice there Almost sublime I'm all for compassion Just not on my dime You look like an amateur And that's the real crime So I'll take a walk now And you do the time And I don't need attitude 'Cause you knew just what to do We all did our best now We all need to rest now Leave me alone And throw out your phone... Just leave me alone....

about

It's no secret that I love music - I write it all the time, I play it every day, sometimes to 100 people, sometimes to myself in my room, and I'm always influenced by it. I've been told since I started becoming an avid listener of music that I have an "Interesting" taste. I don't really stick to one style of music... sure, there are things I favor more than others, but I really don't typically consider myself a metalhead/punk/ska kid/jazz guy/etc. - I like to keep an open mind and of course, I'm always looking for new shit to bend my ears.

When I started writing my own tunes I would constantly rip off my favorite artists. I mean, how else do you find your sound? It's not by learning another scale that you're never gonna practice, or by trying to be a fan of that terrible band that everyone seems to like for some reason... I can tell ya that much...

Now that I've found my sound (I think) I figured I'd try to pay it forward; if I was gonna rip off those who inspired me, I might as well pay homage to them... or butcher their art, depending on your opinion.

A lot of this stuff was recorded and released for compilation and tribute albums, some of this stuff I just did for my own enjoyment. Regardless, I figured I'd put it all in one spot for you for free, so you can enjoy/judge/laugh at my renditions of songs by those who made me wanna do what I do everyday. I hope it brings some sort of reaction out of you (yes, even a negative one) - Cheers!



*Forgive the inconsistencies in production, this is a collection of cover songs I did over the past 3 years.

**If you REALLY wanna throw money at someone, then support the original artists, they deserve it, not me

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released September 29, 2023

Weftin - Everything EXCEPT composition and trombone

Anton Major - Trombone

Artwork - Sean Johnson

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